"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
— Anonymous (via screeches)







boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing


liquid eyeliner


dealing with boys. 





someone give this man children.

ohgod that little high-five in the third one

A little piece of my heart breaks every time I see him with kids.

he will make such a great father, i hope he gets to have kids when he’s ready. too bad no one is up for the task? ;)

Car Ride with my entire family….1.5 hours of hell. Someone send me to the lowest level of hell instead. I would be far more content there. No amount of music and headphone usage can drown out the bickering between my psychotic Dad and my asshole of a brother. Hooooooorah…

tagged → #personal






Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.


Tom Felton's gonna be on here… Would you like to do a little shoutout? We'll play it for him. [x]

Hahaha the show The Insider is talking about the Emmys and they mentioned how Sherlock won the most of any show. The hosts continue to say “It won the most but who watched that show? I mean who watches it, come on!”

Sir, I think you underestimate the fan base that Sherlock has. You are probably one of the few who hasn’t seen it.

And I’m not just talking about the fan base that is present on tumblr. There are tons of people dude.

tagged → #sherlock #emmys #the insider



Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese


seeing a post from one of your rare fandoms randomly appear on your dash